Not Exactly New Year Stuff

So, remember that gorgeous blazer in my ‘New Year’s Resolution’ post? I wore it on New Year’s Eve, I took it off before the countdown but I wore it. All I have to do is buy or make another blazer, probably in a different colour (it’s black with gold buttons <3).

Anyway, you haven’t seen my (and my fiance’s) daughter, no I’m a 21-year-old with a kid, she’s a dog. Take a look . . ._DSC1170_DSC1177_DSC1178Isn’t she adorable? She’s a pure bred Doberman, extremely naughty and she loves running and tearing things apart, things she doesn’t like. She’s snobby that way. Also, she’s grown up a lot from these pics, now she’s all long-legged and hot, but still a puppy, we have good genes, haha.

Okay, that was random I know. I couldn’t resist! So getting on with it, the first new person I met this year was a hot red-head Asian girl named Cayleigh, she was with her boyfriend, Brendon, so they’re like the first new people I met this year! Yay! How cool. They’re from Canada, Hi Canada!!! Also random . . .

I’ve gotta meet cooler people this year, geez. I met some cool people last year but sometimes they did some really annoying things that made me think ‘Really now?’, but the coolest people are those that are really smart and funny, I mean you can just talk for a long time about something interesting and not be like ‘Are you going to go way now?’. I also met some shitty people who I still don’t like because they’re either really stupid or ghetto and they keep trying to copy me or be seen around me and that’s fucking lame, worse than that is they have fuck all to offer intellectually or entertainment wise. Bleh, maybe I should be less of bitch/snob but I can’t stand wasting my time talking to fucktards. By the way, another cool girl I met on NYE was Ilse/Else Novak, such a cool girl. She’s Polish and we spent a lot of time talking about like, everything, laughing hysterically and doing Polish and Russian imitations. I was asked to hook her up with some random, but she wasn’t interested and I figured he was douchey (He went on and on about a girl who he was talking to before because she was worth like, 3 billion bucks, and he said he had property in Birmingham which we (my fiance and I) thought was cool because that’s where Ozzy is from. Turns out his grandmother lives there, so technically it’s not his property and he lied, and the fact that he went on about the girl’s money and not the girl’s personality or pretty eyes or anything else was really pathetic, and then she said ‘She’s not even that pretty’- Asshole alert much?) so after all that, I decided ‘Why hook such a great girl up with a douche bag?’. Sorry bro, get it together.

Then there was Bianca, who designs a menswear label, very interesting company called Punk ‘n Ivy, based on nostalgia. Mmmm . . .

I should probably get to those Resolutions. I’ve accomplished one already, whoo hoo (the blogger one).

It’s 2013!

xoxo. The Snob.

The Snob’s New Year’s Resolutions!

okay, first of all, how retarded is that phrase ‘New Year’s Resolutions’? Not ‘solutions’, ‘resolutions’. Strange, like oh again! Anyway, here are mine. Keep in mind, I’m like, talking to myself.

1. Work out, you lazy bitch! No seriously, working out is fun and the rewards are a hottter body so why the fuck aren’t you doing it? Huh?

2. Bottles are nice unless they’re filled with emotions. Stop it!

3. Stop wearing that gorgeous blazer with EVERY outfit, duh.

4. Wear those oxblood-red shoes, scared bitch!

5. Dance more, boring picky bitch!

6. Write more, uninspired bitch!

7. Don’t allow people to waste even a second of your lovely time, I mean really.

8. Shut up sometimes. (I’m a straightforward person, waiting for someone to get to the point simply bores me and then I’ll have another point and I realise they haven’t yet made a point, if I can do it so can you, but hey. Maybe I have to wait, yawn . . . Yay, let’s be positive)

9. Wear what you want to wear, it’s my body and my clothes not OURS!

10. Tame your criticism. It’s that getting to the point thing, I don’t like going around the bush and that pisses people off, weirdly enough. People like the cushioned blow which means you have to speak to everyone like they are pussy little girls with no self esteem and analyse everything you say, so “That top isn’t very flattering” has to turn into “Oh, the last time I saw you, you were wearing this pretty top, that style really looks good on you. And I love your pants!”- I don’t even think that bush is big enough for some people. Perhaps they should just accept that I’ll tell them straight.

11. Expand my blogger network. Bloggers can be so shy, I don’t know what it will take.

12. Love love love.

13. Make stuff. (more stuff)

14. Lookbook-my lookbook is gathering dust, so sad.

15. Take more photos.

16. Indulge in fashion like a squirrel with nuts!!!!!

I would say ‘stop bitching’ but usually when I bitch about something, it’s because that something needs to be bitched about so excuse me. Either way, I hope everyone has had a great year or at least an adventurous one filled with real shit because that’s what happens.

xoxo. The Snob.

Excuse me while I slip into something NEW!

Yay, we’ve done it guys. We’ve reached those last few days of the year.

I don’t think anyone is really like, “Oh my gosh, I can’t wait until the end of the year!” but either way, it’s somewhat exciting. What was with the people who thought the end of the world was a few days ago? That just showed us who the gullible, stupid and easily swayed people are among us, didn’t it? You can probably tell those people that the sky is falling and they’ll gasp and believe you. Weird.

Also, my body decided to force feed me a cold, my nose and throat started acting up just before Christmas, not that I care about that specifically, just that I couldn’t go out days before everything closed and the city became something like a dark town without me painting the walls red. Not fair. With all that being said, I still got to have some nice quality time with the one person I always talk to on purpose, haha. Oh and Christmas, bleh, for me and a lot of other people it’s like having an Oscar night when you didn’t even watch any movies this year. Commercial storm.

So, the new shit. A snob always has to have something new right? First of all, I’m changing my blog theme pretty soon, it’s not WIDE enough and since I adore the look of my other blog – Cigarette Incense – I’m thinking that same minimal thing just fucking works and so, why not? (I’d like to space this out but the spaces are SOOO BIG!) Second, major style change. I do this kinda thing every 6 months if I have the time, it’s also just natural because I have like mental ADD and I can’t keep looking in the mirror and seeing the same thing. I have to excite myself, how weird? But yeah, there is no way I’m having the same ‘look’ forever. I’ve been blowing up Polyvore, making lookbooks etc, I shared that with you! You can comment! Please comment, I don’t bite, even if I do I can’t exactly bite you through your screen!! Another thing, wait for it . . . My hair. Oh what a touchy subject (gasp), no really, it’s loose right now and everyone’s like “It’s so pretty”, which I appreciate, it’s just the thickest stuff you’ll ever touch. If you want to be pissed off in a flash or a mental and physical workout, just try combing, brushing, blow-drying my hair into submission. She’ll tell you straight, to fuck off. When I get my hair professionally done, I hear heavy sighs and grunts from hair stylists. I always warn them beforehand (literally) but they never get it until my hair whispers to them “Hey, I’m a bitch”, that bitch is responsible for a broken nail and a destroyed manicure which happened in the same hour (and the stylist had gloves on). See what I mean? So like, blow out? Straighten? Braid? SHAVE? I’m not about to be a snob with dreadlocks.

I figured, I should put my face here. Outfit posts and more event posts, and stuff I make and my lookbook is gathering dust! Okay, just so you know, I like to say ‘and’, I know it seems like I’m retarded or can’t make sentences, it just sounds like everything is accumulating, which I like. Try it sometime.

I’ll be posting a New Year’s Resolution List! Yes, I will. It’s more like a ‘To-Not-Do’ list for most people unless you form those habits early and guess what? You have accomplished your goals. If my February, you’re still eating those fries, pulling that face when you see someone you don’t like, then forget, you’re probably great just the way you are!

To my WordPress family, hope you guys had a stunning year. Cutest, talented and most welcoming individuals.

Oh mu gosh, I didn’t shit on anyone in this post! You just wait.

xx. The Snob