Why are you so distracted?
Woah, woah woah! Start from the top. Don’t just come here and start talking prose from your ass. Take a deep a breath, I mean like wtf?
I’m a feminist now. So can I say ‘girls’ or ‘chicks’ referring to women? What about bitches and hoes, what’s the verdict on those? And sluts? Or should I say actively sexual exploiters, personally or otherwise . . . In the exploiting and not the dressing. Come on, wake up.
Go home Bob, you’re rich.
You know what I was thinking? . . . Nothing.
Do you think I need more hairspray?
If I’m not in the front, then why am I here?
Nice pot plant. Do you have an indoor gardener for your indoor plants or do you just spritz them from your water bottle?
You’re on ‘Brow-Duty’, I don’t want to feel betrayed when I look in the mirror later.
Do you have everything?
I don’t, for the life of me, understand why there isn’t any music playing.
How’re my brows?
Love ya, bye.
xoxo. The Snob.